Today there was a guest speaker in our class and she asked every person individually who there favorite band was. Almost every girl answered with one direction and I was like:
and then the lady got to me and I looked straight into her soul and said “White Eskimo” And my directioner friend was like:
All the other girls where like:
HAHAHAH! Can’t breathe. Someone, please, give me an oxygen tank..
Dear Fellow Directioners, If you wish to scroll past this, that is okay with me. But by reblogging this, you are promising to never give up on this fandom. Through the ups and downs, the rivalries, the fights. No matter how long you have been a fan, if you truly love the boys, and would do anything for them, I accept you. We have been together through Forever Young, What Makes You Beautiful, Gotta Be You, One Thing, Nickelodeon, The Brits, iCarly, the world tour. And we will continue to stick together as one through Madison Square Garden and beyond. I just want you all to know that I love you. Every single person who takes the times to read this message. And we all love the same five boys. These boys who will always have a place in our hearts, no matter where life takes us. This fandom is the greatest, kindest, wildest, fandom I have ever been a part of. You have any problems at all, no matter how personal, I assure you, any of us would love to chat. We are a true family. We are Directioners. Niall, Zayn, Louis, Liam, and Harry, for some of us, are the reason we are still breathing, the reason we are still alive today. If I could say one thing to my favorite boys, I would say this: Thank you, for being you.
Dear Fellow Directioners, If you wish to scroll past this, that is okay with me. But by reblogging this, you are promising to never give up on this fandom. Through the ups and downs, the rivalries, the fights. No matter how long you have been a fan, if you truly love the boys, and would do anything for them, I accept you. We have been together through Forever Young, What Makes You Beautiful, Gotta Be You, One Thing, Nickelodeon, The Brits, iCarly, the world tour. And we will continue to stick together as one through Madison Square Garden and beyond. I just want you all to know that I love you. Every single person who takes the times to read this message. And we all love the same five boys. These boys who will always have a place in our hearts, no matter where life takes us. This fandom is the greatest, kindest, wildest, fandom I have ever been a part of. You have any problems at all, no matter how personal, I assure you, any of us would love to chat. We are a true family. We are Directioners. Niall, Zayn, Louis, Liam, and Harry, for some of us, are the reason we are still breathing, the reason we are still alive today. If I could say one thing to my favorite boys, I would say this: Thank you, for being you.
One Direction giving their kids (boys) the sex talk.
- Harry: Erm........well.........um.....i dont um..... okay well pretty much use protection because i did some stupid things when i was er your age so erm yes.
- Niall: dere comes a time when youre growin up and you become a big 'ol lad and you get urges to touch people. and have...intercourse take it easy on the girl ...just make sure she makes you a sandwich after cos you will work up an apetite. oh and protection always helps too.
- Liam: Every girl is a princess. ONLY DO you know....IT WITH HER IF SHE WANTS TO. Dont forget to tell her how beautiful she is throughout it. be gentle. and BY GOD USE PROTECTION. Ugh...i cant even believe you want to do THAT with an innocent girl i mean SHE HAS A FATHER. good god you're lucky you aren't a girl you wouldn't be leaving the house.
- Zayn: Well..sex is a beautiful thing. It is the meshing of two souls by love making. It is such an indescribable feeling. It is like walking among the bluest ocean on the softest sands with the one you love. Just dont forget to use protection or you'll be walking along the ocean with 2 people you love if you know what i mean aha
- Louis: Well son, you gotta werk this girl. Be a panther in the bed room. please for the love of god dont get an STD so i dont have to drag your ass to the penis doctor ...because they're shady. so make sure you use protection okay. and make sure you give her a massive thank you for dealing with your needle dick
unofficialonedirectionstalkers:
if any other guys were this weird, we would probably run the other direction… but it works for One Direction <3
i dont even know how to blog i just press buttons and cry
That moment when you are 35 years old and you’re watching the morning news whilst making breakfast for your children. Then suddenly, Louis Tomlinson comes on and admits that he is actually gay. You then drop that gallon of milk that you were pouring just a moment ago and obnoxiously scream, “I KNEW IT,” into every single persons’ face for the rest of your life.
I miss the days when One Direction was my little secret
